I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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