Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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