Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Randomize
