Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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