She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
