I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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