your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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