i permit you to call me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So. Much. Porn.
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