i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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