According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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