it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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