Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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