apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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