you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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