drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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