Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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