So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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