no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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