Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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