I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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