is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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