Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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