And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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