I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
