Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
