thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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