I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just tell him i said nine months
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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