Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
high people should be assigned attendants
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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