did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
it glows. i had to have it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You need Xanax blowdarts
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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