I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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