Do vagina's smell?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I did not marry a roomba.
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