you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You are a genius and a whore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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