I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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