it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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