Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
