I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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