K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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