I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
how drunk are you?
Several
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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