Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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