OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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