what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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