found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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