Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my shit smells like andre
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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