I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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