Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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