oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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