I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i need some magic done to my vagina
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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