Quick, to the slutcave!
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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