They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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