Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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